Thursday, May 8, 2014

I'm feeling wise today. Let me impart to you some of my wisdom.

SIMIN'S SUPER LEGIT LIFE ADVICE TO LIVE BY 1.0


  1. Pizza is the best. Also ice cream. And cake. Ok, desserts in general.
  2. Do whatever you want unless it hurts other.
  3. Unless they hurt you, then fuck them up(to the best of your ability).
  4. Learn from your mistakes, but do not let them stop you from being adventurous. 
  5. Same goes for regrets.
  6. Whatever happens, you'll live. Unless it's fatal.
  7. EXPLORE EVERRRRYTHING. The world, your talents, your fantasies, your sexuality. At most you find out what you don't like.
  8. Buy a fluffy blanket. Trust me on this one.
  9. Fangirl/fanboy over stuff. It's fun, especially when you do it with other people.
  10. Have a sense of humour.
  11. Read.
  12. Watch horrible shows and criticize it. Lots of fun.
  13. Don't judge others on how they dress, think, look, act. Unless it affects other people directly, shut the fuck up.
  14. Take risks only if it will only affect you. Don't be an asshole and gamble with someone else's life without their consent.
  15. Save money.
  16. Be nice to animals, they love better than humans.
  17. Dress well as much as possible. Hot people are lurking around somewhere, you just got to find out where. 
  18. Money matters, but so do your happiness. Weigh the pros and cons, then decide.
  19. Pretend all you want, be don't lie to yourself. You'll get better at pretending if you don't have a mental breakdown.
  20. Own a few pairs of awesome kick ass shoes. Look good, feel good
  21. Buy perfume. Smelling nice helps with your mating call to the hot people species. (I hope so)
  22. Advice from the awesome Tyrion Lannister : Embrace your flaws.
  23. Live life to your fullest. Though if you don't want to, that's cool too.
Feel wiser yet? You should.