I can't even. No, just no. I'm so pissed off now, and it's probably not the best time for me to write a blog post on my feeling like a fucking 9 year old kid, so I'm dedicating this blog post to fan-girling over The Pretty Reckless and Steel Panther.They just make me so happy, no kidding.

The Pretty Reckless. Taylor Momsen is awesome, I love her style and I totally have a lesbian crush on her. Ben Phillips is a damn good guitar player. I love to see Taylor and Mark Damon interact one stage, just because they sort of look good together, like in a brother/sister way? I don't know, I'm weird. I can't comment on Jamie Perkins, because I don't know the first thing to drumming, but he seems nice. My favorite song by them is Zombie. But I love ALL their songs, even the EPs. Favorite picture of them:

Steel Panther. I love them for obvious reasons. I only found out about them only months ago but I'm pretty sure  I'll be listening to them until I die. Michael Starr is so hilarious and perverted, it would be awesome to have him as my father. He also reminds me of a big teddy bear. A big perverted teddy bear.

 Actually, all of them are so sick in the mind, but I love it. Stix Zadinia is so loveable, I wish I was his little sister. Satchel is so funny and fucking good at guitar, I wish he was my teacher/best friend. Lexxi Foxxx. Don't even get me started on Lexxi foxxx. He is so amazing/adorable/awesome/bitchin/sexy I could cry. Let me use a picture to describe what I feel.

See? I can't even use a gif/picture to describe it, that's how much I love him. I don't care if he is 40++, if I ever meet him, I'll try to get him drunk, drag him to L.A. and marry him. Also, I love the fact that they have a completely bullshit back story, and they commit to it like fuck. They lie about when the band is formed and their age.  They keep insisting they are 50+ when they are all 40+ (Satchel is only 40). I know Michael, Stix, Satchel and Lexxi are just stage personalities, but a hope they are just as fun to be around off stage. Maybe they'll be in a different way? Favorite song from them is Turn Off The Lights(at the moment, it keeps changing). Favorite picture of them:

I don't know what Michael and Satchel is holding on to, I'm not sure I want to know either.

There, I feel so much better! Fan-girling is so therapeutic. So is shopping and bitching, but since I'm broke, I am going to have to settle for ranting and fan-girling on my blog. Ok, this is a super long post, I'm going to stop now. Seriously. Like now. NOW. LOLJK. No seriously. For real this time.

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I need to stop drinking coffee at night. No I don't, shut up, sensible me.